These are the pieces exactly as they were published. Eventually you will be able to see the text as I wrote it, since you are probably dying to compare the two.
Rich People's Problems
September 2006. Kate Moss was on the cover of Vanity Fair and I was inside.
"Rich people have their problems
I wish I was one of them." -- Elvis Costello
Vampires
September 2006: The actual page from the New York Times Mens Fashion issue, where my piece on Vampires in the Night Life ran. It was a two page spread, the second page is here.
A Vampire
September 2006: The New York Times printed this fellow next to my Vampire piece. Tell me he doesn't check himself in a mirror.